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By Adrian Ludens
Marvin was old, but Herb was older, and that was the way it stayed until Herb
died.
Marvin and Herb had been childhood buddies, high school chums, and
college roommates. The pair had enlisted in the Army together, but World War Two
ended before they saw any combat.
Instead, they went into business.
Marvin handled the paperwork side of their enterprise, while Herb was the
creative force. Together they
created something wondrous. They
called it Happyland.
Happyland was part amusement park, part puppet theater, and part museum.
It could have competed with the more famous amusement parks that everyone
has heard of in
“It’s like a secret hideout,” Herb had once said.
“The right people will find out about it.”
He was right. Happyland’s existence was communicated with almost reverent
secrecy by word of mouth. Young and
old came from near and far to visit the park.
Happyland did enough business for both men to live in modest comfort.
Marvin knew he had Herb to thank.
Herb’s skill at woodcarving was uncanny.
His life-size creations were so realistic that the fabled Gepetto—had he
really existed—would have been sick with jealousy.
Herb had shown Marvin the internal workings of
a few of his creations in an attempt to explain the intricacies of the
gears within, but the technical aspects of Herb’s masterpieces were far beyond
Marvin’s grasp, and he had only nodded and looked on in wonder.
When old age, failing health, and increasing property taxes reared their
ugly heads like the mythological Hydra, Herb and Marvin were forced to sell.
The new owner promptly changed the name, and most of the incredible
mechanical wood creations were put in storage to make room for a large video
game arcade and new laser tag maze.
Herb and Marvin still met several times a week to reminisce about old
times, but Marvin could tell that the disuse of his creations nearly broke his
friend’s heart.
Still, the world continued to turn.
* *
*
“What got stolen?” Marvin asked, agitated.
“A lot of my creations, according to the police.” Herb replied.
“The current owner —that nitwit
“It’s a damn shame Herb,” Marvin consoled his friend.
“I wonder if they’ll ever turn up?”
“Oh, I’m sure they will,” Herb said cryptically, his eyes twinkling.
“Sooner or later.”
The friends said nothing more about it.
* *
*
Herb died midair.
Somehow he’d gotten the crazy notion to try skydiving.
Herb had invited Marvin along, but Marvin politely declined.
Later he almost wished he hadn’t.
According to the skydiving instructor, everything went smoothly.
The day was gorgeous, the jump was executed cleanly.
Herb pulled the ripcord and floated serenely above the green earth
staring into a breathtaking golden sunset.
He was dead when he landed, his parachute sweeping over him; an enormous
silk death shroud.
* *
*
Marvin was named sole heir of Herb’s estate and inherited everything,
which after the funeral expenses, the lawyers, and the death taxes, amounted to
almost nothing. What Marvin ended up
with was Herb’s house: a modest little single floor dwelling sitting on two
acres of land.
On his first trip through the house, Marvin was pleased to discover three
of Herb’s creations on display. A
marvelously carved mailman stood in the entry way.
If you pushed the lever in his back he withdrew a bundle from his mailbag
and held it out to you with a grin.
A little brown carved dog sat next to Herb’s old recliner.
By pushing one of the three buttons on its neck, a person could make it
stand up and beg, roll over, or sit.
Finally, in the den, a slender feminine-looking wood carving wearing a
housekeeper’s uniform and holding a feather duster could be made to stand on
tiptoe and dust the top of a bookshelf with a simple twist of the bracelet on
her left wrist.
Marvin marveled at these pieces.
He recognized them as having been on display at Happyland and wondered
briefly if Herb had stolen them from the storage unit.
Marvin thought this was very possible, but wondered where the other
carvings had gone. Many more
carvings were still missing.
At first, Marvin considered selling Herb’s house but quickly decided
against it. Marvin himself had few
belongings and, he found the idea of taking up residence in Herb’s old house an
easier—and somehow more appealing—endeavor.
Marvin moved into in his late friend’s house two months after Herb’s
passing.
* *
*
Marvin began to suffer from frequent heartburn.
This is what he told himself.
Yet he paid what bills he could, tied up some financial loose ends, and donated
a number items to a local thrift store.
The thrift store’s sales benefited a local homeless shelter and a
community youth program. Marvin
appreciated the spirit of their mission and had resolved to donate more items
whenever he could.
More and more often, Marvin found himself sitting alone in the living
room trying to relax. His chest
pains were bothersome. When Marvin
had turned eighty a few months ago, he had realized he needed to receive every
new day as a gift. Marvin thought
about everything he’d accomplished during his life and was satisfied.
He found himself entering that phase near the end of life where one feels
compelled to give. Marvin decided
he’d rather donate much of the furniture and household items to the thrift store
now rather than wait to have them sold at an estate auction after he died.
Marvin felt the warmth that comes from true charity fill his heart as he
picked up the phone.
When the pair from the thrift store arrived in a pickup with a cargo
trailer hitched to the back, Marvin showed them around the house.
He indicated the bookcase and books, a sofa he rarely used, and a tall
wooden dresser. He had set aside one
kitchen chair and the card table for his own use; the other three chairs and the
oak table were to be donated. Marvin
pointed out lamps, paintings, and other smaller items to the skinny man and the
bored looking teenager whose job it would be to load everything into the back of
the pickup and the trailer.
Then Marvin showed them the mailman, the maid, and the dog.
“Something special for your customers who collect art or who want
something unique for their home,” he said proudly.
The pair wordlessly went to work.
* *
*
An uneventful week passed.
Marvin felt good about donating so much to the thrift store and the worthy
causes they supported. The sky
seemed bluer, the grass greener.
Marvin’s heart even felt better these last few days.
One afternoon, Marvin rose from his customary seat in his recliner and
resolved to drive downtown. He’d
visit the thrift store and talk with the manager.
He wanted to find out how many of his donated items had sold and for how
much. Marvin was particularly
curious to see how much interest the intricate wood carvings had generated.
Afterward, if he felt up to it, he’d stop for coffee and pie at the cafe
where Herb and he used to while away their afternoons playing checkers.
Marvin made his journey amid daydreams of happier—or at least
easier—times.
Inside the thrift store, Marvin saw one or two items he recognized.
The manager said most of the items had already sold.
When Marvin asked about the wood carvings, the younger man flushed.
“We didn’t really know what to do with them,” the thrift store manager
said. He wouldn’t meet Marvin’s
gaze. Instead he focused on a spot
somewhere over Marvin’s shoulder.
“Put them in the front window,” Marvin suggested.
“They are masterful works of art.
Their inner mechanisms are nothing short of genius!
You could pick your price and they’d still sell.”
The manager’s gaze darted over the store, as if seeking a reason to
excuse himself, but found none. Finally he swiveled his gaze back to Marvin.
“If you’ll take me to them I can show you how they work,” Marvin offered.
“I’m afraid it’s too late for that,” the manager replied.
“We chopped them up and sold them in bundles as firewood.”
Marvin opened his mouth to speak but nothing came out.
His vision blurred with tears.
“You must understand that all donated items become the property of...”
the manager explained but Marvin wasn’t listening.
He was focusing on the numbness creeping through his left side and
invisible hand squeezing his heart.
* *
*
The doctors told Marvin that he had suffered a mild heart attack.
One of them prescribed nitroglycerin tablets for Marvin to take whenever
he felt chest pains. Marvin spent a
week in the hospital recuperating and running up medical bills that he could not
pay. The morning he was discharged,
Marvin brushed aside the pamphlet for a nearby eldercare facility and hobbled to
the cab he had called. He didn’t
even know where his car was, but since he was in no condition to drive himself,
he didn’t care.
Marvin spent another two weeks resting at home.
Herb’s wood carvings never left his mind.
Depression sank its talons into Marvin.
The sky seemed perpetually gray, the grass permanently browned.
When Marvin looked at his reflection in the mirror, he saw the lusterless
eyes of a gaunt and haggard stranger staring back at him.
Marvin didn’t go out. He
disconnected the phone and barely took the time to get his mail, which he let
pile up on the counter in the kitchen.
One gray morning Marvin awoke with pain cramping his chest.
He reached for the night stand only to find it gone.
Then he remembered he’d donated it; his heart pills were in the medicine
cabinet in the bathroom.
Wincing, Marvin gingerly slid from the bed and padded barefoot to the
bathroom. He clutched his chest with
one shaking hand and opened the medicine cabinet with the other.
Marvin twisted the cap off the nitroglycerin and shook several pills into
his open palm. The pain in his chest
became sharper and Marvin raised his hand to his mouth.
He darted a tongue out and caught one of the dry pills on the end of it
like an anteater snaring food.
Marvin swallowed the pill dry and closed his eyes.
After a few minutes the pain subsided.
Marvin sighed and relaxed.
His arms fell to his sides and the tiny pills, forgotten in his hand, poured out
onto the floor. Marvin groaned.
At least his knees were still good, he reflected.
Marvin eased himself to the tile and began retrieving the medication.
Several of the pills formed as
straight line where they fell, and Marvin realized they were all laying in a
crack between tiles. Peering more
carefully, Marvin was able to make out three more sides.
He stood, confused. How had
he missed this during the time he’d been living here?
Marvin noted that one side of the apparent trapdoor fit snugly against
the wall, a second side was flush with the bathtub and the third side had always
been covered by a small plush rug.
Marvin surmised that he had always noticed the fourth side but had assumed it
was simply a crack between the old tiles.
Marvin knelt again. He
examined the center of the apparent trapdoor for a handle or latch of some sort
but found none. Marvin could not get
his fingers into any of the edges but the space was wide enough that he thought
a tire iron or crow bar might fit.
Marvin hoisted himself up, using the sink basin for leverage.
A sheen of sweat covered his face, and he realized he needed to sit down
and rest.
Marvin eased into the recliner and drew his gnarled hand across his
forehead to wipe the sweat away.
Herb had never mentioned anything special about the bathroom before.
Now that he thought it over, Marvin realized that Herb’s home was never
brought up in conversation. He
wondered what lay under the floor in the other room.
A suitcase full of money?
Important papers? Spider webs and
mouse droppings? His mind played
with the question until he realized he felt better.
Marvin shuffled to the kitchen and got himself a glass of water.
He ate two pieces of toast with a smear of jam on each, then returned to
his bedroom and got dressed.
Marvin left the house and strode to the garage.
He unlocked the side door and pushed the automatic door opener to allow
the daylight in. Marvin cast about
for a few minutes and was soon rewarded in his search.
On a shelf in one corner he found a heavy duty crowbar wrapped in a shop
towel. Marvin hefted it in one palm and then turned to go back inside the house.
He was halfway toward his front door when a station wagon filled to
capacity drove past. A fast food
soda cup flew from one of the passenger windows and connected with the white
picket fence. The lid flew off and
dark liquid dribbled down the slats.
Marvin sighed and altered his course.
He stooped to pick up the empty cup, lid, and straw.
Marvin straightened in dismay.
Trash littered the grass near the street.
He’d have to go back in the house, find some gloves, and then drag a
garbage can out with him to clean up.
I have better things to do right now.
The thought surprised Marvin.
Yes, he did have a little mystery to solve.
Perhaps later he would return and clean up the yard facing the street.
Marvin turned resolutely and tromped to the house.
The crowbar worked perfectly.
Marvin lifted the trapdoor open and used the rounded end to tip the door and
lean it against the side of the bathtub.
He looked down and gasped in amazement.
Narrow wooden stairs disappeared into the darkness.
Marvin hurried to the kitchen for the flashlight that stood sentinel on
the window sill above the kitchen sink.
He retrieved it and returned to the hole in the bathroom floor.
His thumb pressed the button and a strong orange beam pierced the
darkness. Marvin stepped carefully,
testing the top step before putting his entire weight on it.
The steps appeared to be rather new and sturdily built, though steep.
Marvin descended, his flashlight stabbing the darkness.
Marvin’s foot crunched on concrete and he found himself in a room
corresponding in size to the small bathroom above.
The beam illuminated concrete walls on three sides.
The fourth side was dominated by a large circular vault door.
Marvin stood rooted to the floor.
His labored breathing was the only sound.
Could Herb really have a bank vault down here?
Was the door even functional?
The flashlight beam traced the outline of the metal door.
Small white markings were visible to the left of the apparent vault.
Marvin moved forward for a closer look.
A series of numbers were written in chalk on the concrete wall.
Marvin recognized Herb’s habit of putting lines through his sevens and
zeroes. Had Herb left the combination for him?
Marvin held the flashlight with his left hand and worked the circular
dial with his right.
After the last number Marvin pushed down on the steel handle.
It moved easily, and Marvin drew the vault door open, unconsciously
holding his breath. Marvin pierced
the darkness with the beam of the flashlight and started back in alarm.
A little girl was pointing at him.
Marvin gasped and took a frantic step back.
The jerking flashlight beam illuminated a baseball player and a
policeman. Marvin uttered a bark of
amazed laughter. He had discovered
Herb’s lost creations.
Here they all are! Herb stole them back and here they are.
Marvin couldn’t stop from grinning.
His fingers found a light switch on the wall just inside the door and the vast
room was illuminated.
The scene took Marvin’s breath away.
Never was there a more idyllic day at the park tableau than the one
before him now. The walls, the
floor, even the ceiling had been expertly painted, creating a mural that dazzled
the eye and warmed the heart. A
young couple shared a bicycle built for two on the wall to Marvin’s left.
Children flew kites from a grassy meadow that receded in front of him.
Throughout the basement, Herb had cunningly placed his wood carvings.
The policeman stood in a painted crosswalk, smiling at a woman pushing a
stroller. Marvin remembered the
woman well. By spinning one of the
stroller’s wheels, one could make the baby inside wave his arms and kick his
legs.
A carved figure in overalls Herb had laughingly dubbed Otis reclined in a
hammock strung between two sturdy support beams painted to resemble trees.
To his right, Marvin took in a man in a white apron holding out ice cream
cones to a blond girl and dark haired boy.
Standing behind the pair was a woman carrying an umbrella and a man in a
cowboy hat.
A line for imaginary ice cream. Marvin
shook his head, marveling. Herb had
created something so realistic that it was perfect in its imperfection.
Marvin stepped toward the carving of the pointing little girl.
Now that his perspective had changed, Marvin turned in the direction the
girl was pointing and saw the clipboard nailed to the wall above the light
switch. Marvin retraced his steps
and squinted. He could make out
Herb’s scrawling handwriting. Marvin
lifted the message from the nail and read:
Hello, old friend. I hope it
did not take you too long to find the makeshift Happyland I created.
Not bad for an old man with an unfinished basement, is it?
I hope you will get a thrill out of seeing some ‘old friends’ again.
Consider it a reminder of old times and a promise of a reunion in the
Next Place. I’m saving a spot for
you across the checkerboard here and There.
Warmest regards, Herb
Marvin looked up and scanned the room again.
There, indeed, was a white haired man hunched over a small table on which
lay an open checkerboard. Pulse
racing in a nervous excitement he could not quite explain, Marvin shuffled
toward the figure. As he approached
the table, Marvin’s steps slowed.
“Herb?” he queried. No
response came, and Marvin chuckled at his foolishness.
Still, Herb had done a marvelous job carving his own likeness into the
wood. The figure looked as if it
were simply waiting for Marvin to sit down and make the first move.
Marvin swept a hand over his wrinkled face and his palm came away wet
with tears. The entire scene was
both simple and complicated.
Ordinary and extraordinary.
Heartwarming and heartbreaking. He
would come back, he decided suddenly.
He would come back to stay.
Marvin surveyed the room one more time and made his way back to the
vault-like door. His mind was
already racing to make plans. He
needed to make a few phone calls, make some final arrangements.
He carefully ascended the narrow stairs and hoisted himself back into the
bathroom. He caught his reflection
in the mirror and was startled by the rosiness of his cheeks and the excitement
that glittered feverishly in his eyes.
Marvin paused long enough to take a few deep breaths.
Got to relax or I’ll give myself a damn heart attack.
Marvin sat down in the recliner and closed his eyes.
Visions of the wood carvings below him immediately sprang up in his
mind’s eye. He would make some
calls, he vowed. Turn off the
electricity by the end of the week.
Same for the water and garbage service.
He’d spend his last days here in the house, waiting.
He would dump his heart pills down the sink.
Perhaps he’d even wipe the chalk combination from the wall.
It was a hopelessly romantic idea, and the lonely old man fell completely
in love with it almost instantly.
Marvin bustled about his kitchen with newfound alacrity, preparing a
dinner that he was almost too excited to eat.
After the meal, Marvin sipped coffee and washed his dishes in the sink.
As he fastidiously wiped each item clean, he idly gazed out at the
darkened street. Cars and trucks
sped past in both directions, vomiting refuse from their windows and clouds of
exhaust from their tailpipes. His
window pane shook several times with the thumping of someone’s stereo system and
once or twice Marvin thought he could hear drivers cursing at each other.
He would not miss this busy, selfish world; that was certain.
After finishing his task at the sink, Marvin tried to read, but his mind
kept wandering. Finally, he gave up
and padded into the bedroom where he slowly undressed.
Marvin slid into his threadbare cotton pajamas and glanced briefly toward
the bathroom.
Heck with it.
Last night of my life, I think I’m entitled to skipping some of the
formalities. Maybe in the
morning he’d feel like going through the rituals of brushing his teeth and
shaving. But now his body craved
rest. He slid under the covers and
stared at the ceiling. He thought
about high school dances, college football games, basic training with Herb, and
the early days of Happyland. Finally
he drifted into sleep.
Marvin dreamed of carved wooden soldiers parachuting through the sky
against a golden sunset. They broke
into pieces as they hit the earth.
* *
*
Marvin awoke in the gray darkness of predawn.
He stretched languidly and tried to doze again, but his bladder nudged
him back into consciousness. Finally
he gave in, tossed the covers aside and set his feet down on the cool wooden
floor. He let loose an immense yawn
and shuffled toward the bathroom, absently scratched his backside.
Marvin turned into the little bathroom, his fingers finding the sink
counter in the darkness. He stifled
another yawn and stepped forward... into nothing.
Marvin instantly realized he had not closed the trapdoor.
He had forgotten about the hole in the floor.
Marvin shot his arms out in an effort to stop his fall.
His right elbow cracked painfully against the rim of the toilet bowl; his
left arm flailed wildly, caught the towel rack and tore it from the wall.
Marvin’s right foot plunged downward, clipped the edge of the fourth step
down and turned awkwardly. His left
leg buckled into a kneeling position, then slid into the hole with its partner.
His body began a jouncing slide down the stairs.
Marvin reached both arms out again in an
attempt at grabbing the edge of the bathtub, but shrieked as a sharp pain shot
through his right elbow. The
strength in his left hand was not nearly enough to stop his momentum, and he
tumbled down the length of the stairs in a dizzying and bone-cracking series of
awkward somersaults.
Marvin lay still on the concrete floor.
The room spun and there was a ringing in his ears that sounded like a cat
yowling. Marvin eventually realized
the sound was coming from his own mouth.
He closed his eyes and willed himself into silence.
The shock of the fall had numbed him briefly, but now the injuries began
to announce themselves throughout his body.
Marvin was reminded of a time when, as a boy, he had seen lightning
strike a tree behind his home.
Orange flames licked random branches, each inflicting additional injury to the
already destroyed tree. Marvin
thought he had broken his right ankle and perhaps his right elbow.
If his left hand wasn’t dislocated, then the wrist was most assuredly
broken. When Marvin tried to roll
over, his hips felt like they were being drizzled with molten lead.
Another shriek escaped his lips, and Marvin fell back on the concrete,
his skin slick with cold sweat.
Marvin sobbed and turned to look inside the vault door.
He had kept it open, and now he realized that in his excitement earlier,
he’d left the lights on inside as well.
The little wooden girl pointed at Marvin with concern.
Now the pain in his left arm was receding; becoming numb.
Marvin
felt the weight of the world come crushing down on his chest, and he realized
his mistake.
Herb hunched over the checkerboard, facing away from Marvin.
With one hand feebly clutching his failing heart, he focused on his
friend. The wood carvings seemed to
be shimmering, and Marvin’s vision began to blur.
He panicked.
“Herb! For God’s sake, Herb,
please help me!” Marvin’s agonized cry echoed off the cement walls, mocking him.
The cacophony of pain reached a crescendo inside Marvin.
Then something incredible happened.
Marvin’s vision cleared and he saw Herb rise from the checkerboard and
hurry toward him. Marvin realized
that he no longer felt any pain. Instead, he became aware of the sun warming his
face, the breeze tousling his hair, and the grass cushioning his prostrate
frame.
Herb, hale and hearty, came to a stop in front of Marvin.
He reached out a hand to help his old friend to his feet.
The others, at first just intricate carvings, had been replaced as well.
Broad smiles welcomed him all around.
“Nice of you to finally drop by,” Herb said. “There are a thousand names
for this place, but I like to call it Happyland.
Welcome home.”