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Sheila Crosby lives on a small rock in the
Sheila Crosby
The waiter
brought my quemada - three roast
coffee beans in a small glass of flaming firewater.
Macho types starve the flames of oxygen by covering the glass with their
hand. I'm a wimp, so I waited until
the bottom of the glass reached blood-heat and used the saucer.
It was a perfect January night for drinking in the sights and sounds of
There was
a definite stir at the other end of the bar.
A woman had arrived with a baby in her arms.
Suddenly everyone near her craned to look.
I'd seen babies admired before (haven't we all?) but there was something
different here. Undercurrents of
shock and embarrassment swirled around this baby.
I went and
looked at the cigarette machine, but I didn't buy any because I don't smoke. On
the way back I made a detour via the baby's table and looked over the mother's
shoulder.
Little
piggy eyes peered out from a pink baby blanket.
I did a
double take. It was still a piglet.
I mentally added up my alcohol consumption - too much to drive, but
nowhere near enough to produce pink piglets.
It had to be real.
This woman
was sitting in a public bar with a piglet wrapped up in a pink baby blanket in
her arms. She'd drawn the blanket
over the piglet's head so that it looked like a baby's bonnet.
From her body language, she seemed to think this was normal.
Oh,
hello," said the piglet's 'mother'.
Then I recognized her. I knew her
slightly because I occasionally bought English tea at her shop.
Trudi was German, but like me, she had lived on the
"Oh it
is you," I said, pretending I'd come
over to see her, not the pig. "How
are you?" We English are like that;
polite at all costs. Half the time
it deceives nobody, but we're more comfortable with small pretenses than with
too much brutal honesty.
I bought
her a drink and managed to talk resolutely about the weather for at least five
seconds. Then I asked, "Do you often
take the piglet out to the bar?"
"Oh no,
this is the first time," said Trudi.
"He wasn't big enough before.
Besides, I didn't want to get fond of him."
I
gradually got the whole story out of her.
She had a pet pig, a sow.
"They are very affectionate animals, very intelligent. And so much cleaner than
most people imagine." Two months ago
the sow had produced a litter of piglets.
"Where are
the others?" I asked. I had a mental
picture of twin strollers with snugly wrapped piglets inside.
"Kerrk!"
said Trudi, drawing her finger across her throat.
"Christmas dinners."
No wonder
she hadn't wanted to get fond of them!
"I have a
nice home ready for this one, but first I must make him tame."
So she was
treating the piglet like a human baby.
She carried it around in her arms and fed it with a bottle and tickled it
under the chin. If she left it with
its mother, it would grow up thinking it was a pig.
That, of course, would never do.
I said,
"Oh really?" and "How interesting" in all the right places.
Then I finished my drink, excused myself, and went to hide in the
toilets. I got there just before the
laughter exploded out of me.
Pigs are
important on this island. Most
farmers keep pigs, or rather, they keep one or two pigs at a time.
As each one is turned into sausages, they buy a new piglet.
Most pigs here have a rather nice life, while it lasts.
They get their backs scratched every day and eat good food.
None of your reprocessed cardboard boxes for these pigs.
When I
first got to know people in the north of the island, my new friend Carmen was
very worried because the pig was off her food.
They'd run out of surplus avocados and bananas, and the pig didn't
like pears.
Not
surprisingly, these pigs also taste different.
Whole roast pig forms an inexpensive centerpiece of many large parties
and weddings. The catch is that two
people have to get up early and spend all morning cooking and chatting and
drinking, instead of going to church.
They dig a pit outside and light a fire at the bottom.
When they've got a good layer of glowing ashes, they put the split pig on
a barbecue rack over the coals, then cover the outside with cardboard.
For hours and hours the pig is slowly roasted, barbecued and smoked
simultaneously. By the time the
hungry guests arrive the smell makes your mouth water.
It's amazing how much pork you can eat at one sitting.
At the
other end of the scale, during the Spanish civil war, farmer's wives used to
walk around
I heard
this from my mother-in-law, who was old enough to remember it.
Perhaps having lived through such scarcity was one reason she enjoyed
pork so much. As she used to say,
"Even the way pigs walk tastes good."
For all
that, I don't think it would ever have occurred to her to wrap a piglet in a
baby's shawl and take it out to a bar for a night on the town!